Mindfuck: When You See It...

Kyle

I love these lol.





this one is good too



This one took me a bit too for some reason.



How about this one?


lol emo

Upper left corner.



This one made me lol

cat with wings

Rose

Cat owner Feng says her Tom cat grew wings after becoming stressed during the recent mating season

'Many female cats in heat came to harass him, and then the wings started to grow.'

This moggie also has the wings which genetic experts say does not harm his quality of life

The harmless growths appeared during a recent spell of hot weather

And while she says her lovable Tom is no devil, his wings, which contain bones, make him look more like a 'cat angel'.

Never Ending Story

ONCE IN THE WORLD

There was a girl named Marykae. She was very bored and wanted an adventure. She decided to take a walk, she went to the park. In that park, there was a grammar bully named Rose. Rose had built a podium in the park and corrected others' grammar as they walked across the path. But Marykae ignored the grammar bully because she wanted a real adventure. She kept walking and up ahead she saw Juliet sitting on the edge of a fountain looking at a map.

Juliet looked horribly lost, and was wearing a funny hat. Marykae approached her

and complimented Juliet on her hat.

"Thanks!" said Juliet, "I made it and add to it every time I have an important experience so I can carry it all around with me."

"Cool," said Marykae, wondering what experience had led Juliet to add a baseball mitt to the left side of her hat. "Where are you trying to go now?"

"Well," Juliet giggled, "I started out looking for Hell, and I ended up here in this handbasket.

That was when Marykae realized there was something wrong with Juliet. That just didn't sound like something she would normally say.
Just then, the image of Juliet flickered.

"A hologram!" Marykae thought, and snapped her fingers.

"You just had a realization," the juliet hologram said, and started to jump up and down, inhumanly. It was, after all, a hologram so inhuman by nature.

"What are you doing? " asked Marykae, confused.

The Juliet Hologram looked straight forward, her eyes turned red and...

CUTE NEWS OF THE DAY

Scott

Wild monkey loose in Japanese subway eludes police

Posted by Mark Frauenfelder, August 20, 2008 9:49 AM | permalink

A monkey is on the loose in Shibuya Station.

"It's a monkey - it's not like it did anything bad," a police spokesman said, adding that the animal was still on the loose.

The monkey was spotted hopping around by the automatic ticket gates at a train line in Shibuya Station in central Tokyo at about 9:40 a.m. .

It then ran downstairs to the entrance to another line, climbed up and down a pillar and ran around the ticketing machines before taking refuge on top of a train information board for two hours, a spokeswoman for railway operator Tokyu Corp said.

Monkey eludes net-wielding police at Tokyo station (via Japan Probe)

tracy

i wonder where it came from.

Juliet

those crazy monkeys

Randy

It was on its quest to find the mythical banana shop.

Anybody work in a pet store?

New Andy
See subject.

KK
once upon a time I did. What's up?

new Andy
I've made the random decision that I want to get a dart frog, but I really don't want to spend $100 for one (cost + shipping). :)

So I figure if somebody on here works for a pet store, they can hook me up!

KK
You could go out to a pond and catch a frog ;p

New Andy
But then it would be a pond frog and plain and boring. I want a dart frog!

LIke this. http://saurian.net/images05/hompage_top.jpg

AJ
Gross

Jesus hates you

Dr. Rose
so you can lick it?

Fwd: JOB OFFER

KK:

Should I take the doctor up on this offer? y/n

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Dr Kelly Bryan <drkellybryan@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Aug 21, 2008 at 8:44 AM
Subject: JOB OFFER
To: undisclosed-recipients




Good tidings to you as you read.

Please permit me to write you irrespective of the fact we have not met
before. I
got your contact through network online hence I decided to write you.
I would be
very
interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could
earn up to
$7,000 a month as extra income. opening an account would have been
my best choice
if I was not working on a deadline that must meet a 24 hour turn around time,
other options are not on my side due to time, money, and requirements.
This is why I am offering a part time opportunity to someone
responsible who can
supply prompt assistant and service.

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Work as my payment assistant in charge of collecting and processing
the payments
from the associates.

1. Receive payment (inform of money orders/checks) from my Clients/Associates.
2. Cash the Payments at your Bank
3. Deduct 10%, which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. You will then forward the balance via Western Union Money Transfer
according to my instruction.

REQUIREMENT:

18 years or older.
Responsible, Reliable and Trustworthy
Available to work a minimum 3-4 hours per week.
Able to check and respond to emails often.

Easy telephone access.

IS THIS LEGAL? YES

It is very legal, Doing this job is 100% safe and legal. I would be glad if
you accept my proposal for an opportunity to make up 10% of each transaction
completed.

Please reply via email with complete information as requested:

A. NAME,==============
B. STREET ADDRESS (NOT P.O BOX),=================
C. CITY:=========================

======
D. STATE:=============================
E. ZIP CODE============================
F. COUNTRY============================
G. MOBILE NUMBER, ====================
H. AGE, ===============================
I. SEX, ==================================
J. OCCUPATION============================
K. E MAIL==================================


All replies should be sent to drkellybryan@gmail.com

Regards,
Dr Kelly Bryan

Michael:
you should trust him. he is a doctor.

KK:
You have a good point. Anyone who puts Dr. in front of their name must be a trustworthy individual.

Russell:
Look at Rose!

Sasha:

IS THIS LEGAL? YES

It is very legal, Doing this job is 100% safe and legal.

Oh, well if it's VERY legal, I think you should do it.

KK:
Very legal is always better than fairly legal.

Michael
but not better than barely legal

KK
touche

Sasha
the only thing more reassuring would be if it was 110% legal

thomas
Is it really safe?

Dr. Rose
it is if the good doctore says so

haiku of the day (safe for work)

Scott

Randy
I love it :D

craigslist

Marykae

Color Pentium With Hard Disk and Internet - $875 (NE)

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Reply to: sale-804231195@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-19, 5:47PM PDT

I'm currently selling an IBM compatible color pentium computer. The computer screen has all colors on it and the computer includes a hard disk for CD's. I paid over $1000 for this CPU when I bought it several years ago. It has internet on it and I have upgraded the website program with several upgrades like a bonzai buddy and a Cool Web Search.

I still have personal documents on this memory so when you buy please put my things on a floppy drive and give them to me.

Asking $875 cash but willing to trade for riding lawnmower in good condition.

• Location: NE
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 804231195

Russell
I don't believe this.

Randy
yeah that has to be fake, but hahaha

Claudia
loool

Myspace/Youtube pro (Laguna Beach)
Reply to: gigs-802057395@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-18, 11:00AM PDT


I am looking to hire someone who can set up a cool myspace page, as well as youtube page. Looking to generate traffic for website. Should be a simple project. If you have any other ideas for viral marketing, that would be great as well. Thanks so much!




* Location: Laguna Beach
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $100

MYSPACE PRO!

Tracy
soooooooooo funny.

yeah, and i paid $1500 for a 486 with windows 3.1 on it in the mid 90s. doesn't mean i could pay most people to take it now if i still had it. (except red who loves to collect ppl's ol computers)

OMG THE SCREEN HAS ALL COLORS ON IT

Sasha
Is this a joke? It has to be, right?

KK
It's too retarded to be a joke

Claudia
yeah, i think it clearly is a joke

Marykae
JOSH thinks that, based on structure, it is a joke

KK
you should email them and find out lol.

The saxophonist from Dave Matthews Band died

KK

:(

The sax was one of the reasons I liked that band lol.

Scott
oh snap. the vengeful and hungry ATV god has claimed another soul. :(

Michael
was it from shame?

Scott
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

for some reason, this was the funniest thing i have seen in a while, i can't stop belly laughing. LOLOLOLOLOL

Claudia
lol

kitty injection

Scott

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also, i am gonna throw these in for good measure!




Juliet
AWWW KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best tattoo ever

Rose

Scott
OMG that is awesome. that person has a winning sense of humor, HAHAHAHA

Randy
Yeah I love that one :D

Claudia
it took me a while to figure out that was a nail
i thought it was a hole the first few seconds. :/

BEST.PORNO.TITLE.EVAR. (Safe for work, no nudity at all!)

Scott

i dunno about you all, but i think something was lost or mixed up in translation...

Sex Tycoon and the Destitute Swamp Ho

In the course of a home-lesson with foreign English teacher, nymphomaniac Japanese housewives switch from a quaint tea-party to a wet and wild orgy ambush.

Tracy

destitute swamp ho lololol. wow.

eat the baby

Rose:
"Not all Cake Wrecks are a result of poor construction, as you can see from this example. Some cake artists just seem to forget that, at the end of the day, their creation is meant to be eaten. Can you seriously imagine being told to slice up and serve this cake?"

Dan:

Oh my god. I would so demand a slice with an eye.

I love cake wrecks. It makes me feel better about my own lack of domestic food decorating skills.

Sara:

BABY!

Scary baby.

I would eat the FUCK out of that scary baby.

PS: Is Cake Wrecks a blog? ::off to Google::

Ah, qyestuib abswered,

AHEM.

Ah, question answered.

Scott: i kinda want this cake, but only to show and gross out people. then again, i would prolly get sloshy sloshy and eat it because i want sweets when i am drunk, LOL

Megan: my friend showed me this site recently

omg awesome

Julie: you all know how i feel about cake. i don't care what it looks like.

Sara: You and me both, sister.

Tracy: that is so wrong.

SFW LULZ

Scott:

Click on Full Story for more hilariousness!

Marykae: I saw this a long time ago, but then I forgot about it. I lolled all over again. Thanks!